Solo staycation for me. The Good Stuff: the comfiest bed and smoothest linen ever. I need these now! The mini bar was super generous on drinks (inc alcohol), offered a packet of chips. (Wouldnt have minded a piece of fruit too though.) The shower + bathroom area was generously sized, and rain shower head had amazing pressure, loved it. Great interior lighting, light switches next to bed. Perfect temperature, thanks to heater/Aircon system. Location felt secure. The location is great, Flinders Lane and close to everything. I walked and explored much of the CBD and jumped on an electric scooter when I travelled further. Generously, HotelNo teamed up with entertainment partners for bowling and mini golf vouchers, so that’s a nice extra touch. The Not-So-Good Stuff: the towels, although Sheridan, were old, thin and a bit tattered. There’s mould build-up in the corners in and out of bathroom. Get some bleach on there, or see what else Bunnings has to deal with it ;). The city noises are real and you’ll hear them alllllll night long. Take earplugs if you’re a light sleeper. There’s only herbal tea offered with the kettle… no black tea or milk, sugar, no instant coffee. Yes, there’s a little coffee shop downstairs and generously you can get a free coffee using the supplied cup, BUT they were closed all weekend. There should be something in the van as backup. The parking situation was odd. Was told to park at FRY’s (next door) if arriving before 7pm. Guy at Fry’s acted like he knew nothing and said if I parked there, I couldn’t get my car out before Monday. He sent me on a wild goose chase for another garage with a name called “Seras” “up the street” that doesn’t exist. Eventually stopped and read my email properly lol and thought stuff it I’ll just go into the HotelNo parking garage even though it was before 7pm. Guys, just designate ONE parking garage for guests pls!! So I was frustrated on arrival but after that all was smooth sailing. Bottom Line: This is a great and very unique experience. If you’re adventurous and like to try new and special things, then definitely book and stay at HotelNo. I told heaps of people about it during the weekend (attended a conference at MCEC) and was amazed so many people didn’t know about it. Wish I’d taken more photos but alas i FaceTimed my family to show them in real-time and only took the one exterior pic!
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Solo
Rooms: 4
Service: 5
Location: 5
Safety
I felt the place was secure as digital keys required for entrance.
Walkability
There are stairs to get to the vans, this would be an issue for unfit for physically impaired people. Or people with heavy suitcases!
Food & drinks
Mini bar is drink-generous, and free :)
Hotel highlights
Kid-friendly

“If we absolutely must go camping; it would have to be on a Flinders Lane rooftop, in an airstream, with all the modern features including a stocked bar fridge. Then, we’ll talk.” An experience like no other! Innovative, contemporary, no fuss, easy. I loved the red-pink hue colour scheme of Hotel No which carried into the airstream. The mini bar was top notch! We didn’t drink it all and left some there but you’re allowed to take it home Drinks included a bottle of Pinot Grigio, chilled water, and 6 cans of various alcoholic bevies- beer, seltzer etc. There was also a pack of Tyrrel’s chips and a block of butterscotch chocolate provided. There is an option to add on more drinks and food. No BYO drinks allowed. The Airstream was kitted out with air con, a Bluetooth speaker, an iPad with internet access and two mounts (so you could watch a movie in bed or on the bench) and a cute little sprocket printer to print some happy snaps. You do need to download the sprocket app to print but this is super easy. The bed was very comfortable Games in the communal area include giant jenga and a beanbag toss. Comfy outdoor beanbags to lounge on with a view of the buildings surrounding. Located close to bars, restaurants, public transport and activities. Vouchers were included inside the airstream to try out cocktails, bowling and mini golf! The staff are nearby but don’t crowd you; it felt very private. They’re very friendly and helpful when you need them. It was easy to reach Tara when we had questions, she was only an sms away during business hours. There is an after hours number you can call too. Free secure, onsite parking from 3pm to 11am in Fry’s with a designated parking spot per booking. Secret airstream with a city view balcony and spa only available through direct booking, you won’t find it anywhere else You must call direct to book it. I highly recommend Hotel No for an experience unlike anything else in the CBD. What are you waiting for?
Trip type
Vacation

Hotel No, was a place my fiance and I were so happy to finish our holiday with. The secret roof top insta famous spot, painted in all pink, with decked out Airstream campervans is the ultimate experience and somewhere we need to recommend! Even with a rocky start to not being able to figure the entry way inside. We'd rate this place a 10/10! Our mini fridge came with complimentary drinks and snacks of high quality and all vegan friendly we recommend inviting a few friends to help get through the treats, as we tried but failed even though they were divine. We also had free hot drinks in the morning from a local cafe. We went for the stay with benefits as we were only having one night and we wanted to go all out with this one. Which includes a hot tub, we managed to get a bit out of this upgrade by manoeuvring our bodies in ways that meant our fresh tattoos wouldn't get damaged. The heat of the water soothed our tired feet and warmed us from the cool air. This little quizzical art wet dream of a hotel also had fun games to let your inner child out with and special codes for date nights around the CBD. Falling asleep to the city street and waking to the pitter patter of rain felt like a metaphor of our trip. If you get the chance save up and treat yourself to this once in a lifetime stay.
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Rooms
Incredibly comfortable, surprisingly spacious, cosy.
Nearby activities
They are central so plenty of foodie places, art galleries and they have a partnership with Holly Molly and Strike.
Walkability
Very central, includes stairs, unsure of access for people with mobility restrictions.
Food & drinks
Free, quality and delicious (all vegan friendly)
Noteworthy details
Everything! Incredibly personal and creative!
Hotel highlights
Luxury, Great view, Romantic

What an amazing idea! This place was so unique, the location was perfect, the van itself so lush! The bed was so comfy as well as the pillows, and yes the shower WOW! From 2 people who have young kids that can never get a nice relaxing shower this was just devine, the reviews arent lying about the pressure thats for sure The speaker was a great extra, as was the ipad & the camera printer to print photos off from our phones! (once i figured out what it actually was ) The noise of the city was loud, but once we got into bed we herd nothing as we both slept like a rock in the very comfy beds! (but also youre smack bang in the middle of the city, so the noise is expected) I wish we had of booked the benefits one, next time we will for sure! We enjoyed the mini bar, a lot of things we had never actually herd of but still had a fair crack and packed some to take home We did have a slight difficulty with the door but that was my own silly mistake and the response via text was so quick it was fantastic! We cant wait to return to this place, we even thought about how great it would be to bring our kids or better yet have a small wedding or hens here, so our friends and family could experience it as well as there is ample space in the vans for an extra bed. We also had 2 games at Holy Moly with the discount code that was offered to us (much appreciated) and we had a great time! Thank you for coming up with this genius idea, Ive already had friends asking where it is & how they can book a night!
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Luxury, Great view, Romantic, Kid-friendly, Great value, High-tech

By far one of the most memorable experiences we have had to date in the Melbourne CBD. The location of Hotel No is next level and we were able to walk, with ease, to our desinations. Although a higher price point we wanted to stay somewhere special for our 5 year Wedding anniversary and this place did not disappoint. Having facilities for a car park was an additional bonus, especially when we were checking out and simply had to walk downstairs. The 'lawn games' were so fun, and although it had been raining it was fun to engage with these with some travelers from the United States. We spent the afternoon and into the evening in our airstream and on the outside deck, and had such a blast! The speaker was excellent and the ipad on the wall was easy to use. Usually we drop our bags and leave our accomodation but everything we needed was right there at our fingertips. And pink! AMAZING! The water pressure in the shower is next level, and did not disappoint. Mini bar included - some non alcoholic beverages, chips, chocolate and a bottle of wine. Hot tip: make sure that you press on the comment/speech bubble when you download the key so you know which airstream you're staying in as we were a bit confused. We will definitely be saving up to come again for another trip, but next time upgrading to the airstream with the hot tub. SO FUN! HIGHLY RECOMMEND!
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Safety
Safe - Using the key on your phone is great, and there were 2 doors prior to getting upstairs. Felt extemely safe and secure.
Walkability
Excellent location - close to all necessary elements of the CBD.
Hotel highlights
Luxury

WOW WOW WOW!!!! My 7 year old and I stayed for a Mummy daughter surprise this week and I'm speechless! I was nervous reading negative reviews and we usually stay at Crown hotels so wasn't sure if I had made the right choice. From before our stay with the wonderful Tara offering to have a kids tent set up to surprise my daughter, to the fun little emails leading up, I was getting excited. On the day the car park attendant was so lovely and welcoming as were the Cafe staff. Once we got in I actually couldn't work out which one ours was but saw the kids tent set up through the window. Opening the door to our airstreamer we were blown away! The pink was so cool, the kids set up was beautiful and everything was such high quality. Sheridan towels, amazing sheets and the coolest free mini bar! Even got a lovely hand written note and a bottle of Yarra Valley Rose to toast the Matildas that night. It was so so clean inside and regarding some of the reviews, surely people realise that they are 50+ year old airstreamers and on a CBD rooftop, the windows etc can't be immaculate but it adds to the charm The rooftop had fun games that my daughter loved and the breakfast box from downstairs was absolutely amazing. I honestly can't rave about our experience enough and my daughter has begged for us to stay again, but next time to upgrade to the airstreamer with benefits. Thanks for giving us the most magical, unique Melbourne experience. Don't be fooled by Hotel No, it's not a hotel, it's actually more special!
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Family
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Great view, Kid-friendly, Great value

Location is perfect, close to everything in the CBD. Easy Uber access, Trains, Skybus etc. Nice touches and a bit of fun with the hidden away theme. Like the other reviews mention, the hospitality and service from this AirBnB host are great, shower amazing and overall experience heaps of fun. The only fault is also like the other reviews, there is no space for your things in the bathroom due to an oversized sink. An easy fix if they refit the Airstreams with smaller sinks (not sure why you need a massive sink in a caravan?) and create some kind of pull out additional storage here. Nowhere to really hang stuff so a few more hanging nobs are needed for whet clothes in the main cabin area. Also a better lounge set up so you can actually sit down somewhere other than the bed and rest your back would be nice. A small foldable table to put in the middle of the van to eat on would be a nice touch. Oh and don't expect a blacked out room or quiet sleep. It would be good to put some blinds in that black out the windows properly and not the 60/70's curtains that don't really close properly. As the outside lights left on at night for safety make you think it's daylight outside the entire night. You are kind of glamping, but at this price it's worth its for a couple of nights. We did three which might be a bit much if you want at least one good nights sleep. Easy fixes (except the noise part) if the hosts read this review, then it would be almost perfect if you changed a couple of things.
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 4
Service: 5
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Romantic, Great value

Absolutely loved our one night stay at Hotel No. A staycation for my daughter and myself to celebrate a birthday. I would agree it is an experience and if you're after something different for a night or two then this is a great option. Driving in was super easy with the parking right next door (those guys provide a great service just FYI Hotel No). It wasn't too tricky finding our way up. We were greeted up the top by a couple who were playing a game of giant jenga in the communal space, this place is fun! The Airstreams have been done up nicely, very cool! Comfy bed, spacious shower and awesome mini bar. A mini bar with stuff in it you want to drink and is included in the price of the stay. A nice touch is the cups to take downstairs to Saluministi for a great cup of coffee (no kidding - really great coffee). When you consider the free parking, the free mini bar, 11am check out and a great coffee like that, a stay at Hotel No is great value for a brilliant experience. My daughter (15) loved it as well, so happy we had such a great time and memories made. Would I go back? YES! Next time though, I want to book the Airstream with the hot tub and the view of Flinders Lane to watch the world go by with a 6ft6 Prosecco in my hand. Thank you!
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

We loved our stay at Hotel No! It was cool and quirky and something different. It is a bit of a challenge getting to the rooftop and would not be suitable for anyone with trouble walking flights of stairs. Definitely not wheelchair friendly. The room is pretty basic with the essentials such as a kettle and fridge. A steamer or iron with small ironing board would be perfect! The bed is really comfortable with lovely sheets (we are now looking to buy the same!) and the shower is really good with great pressure! There is no hanging space or anywhere to put your clothes so they stayed in our suitcases on the bench. Of course we loved the included mini bar and enjoyed all the treats they had to offer. It was fun to play games in the shared area and we were lucky to be able to enjoy some nice weather which made it even more pleasurable. For something different, Hotel No is perfect! I would recommend it for a short stay (1-2 nights) but anything longer would probably be uncomfortable. Bring a small bag too as lugging a big suitcase up and down 3 flights of stairs is not fun. We would be back with friends for a quirky little getaway.
Rooms: 4
Service: 4
Location: 5

What a fun and unique experience in a fantastic location! I've stayed in a lot of hotels, but nothing ever quite like this! Plenty of space inside with everything you'd need for an overnight stay. It was clean, the bed was super comfy, the iPad mount on the ceiling was great for watching a Netflix movie in bed, the heating temperature was perfectly cosy and we really appreciated the complimentary drinks and snacks! Free parking downstairs made check-in super easy and stress-free, especially as overnight city parking can be quite pricey. My partner and I had such a great time, thank you!
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Safety
There are multiple secure doors to get through to access the rooftop that are only accessible for those who have booked and paid for accommodation at Hotel No.
Food & drinks
So many options for restaurants, bars and everything else you'd need for food and drinks all within walking distance.

If you are after a unique, fun, and relaxing stay in Melbourne, this is the place. Beyond the Instagramable facade, we enjoyed our stay for my partners birthday, the cheese board was perfect and waiting for as upon arrival, the spa was hot and welcoming, everything was layed out and the room/airstream was spacious and comfortable. There is also a free minibar that they encourage you to take with you!? Only a couple of small niggles, keyless system was a little clunky and unreliable, the little printer didn't appear to work, and there was a lack of hanging space for the towels after using the spa but nothing that took away from the unique experience. Also to add, the breakfast in the morning was absolutely perfect. We loved running downstairs, picking up our coffee and breakfast and having it outside the airstream before heading to work. Highly recommend a stay here, it's a real treat!
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

This is a truly unique experience and every detail has been thought about. The hassle free parking is a great start. Everything provided is super comfy, particularly the bed and rainfall shower. And the complimentary treats top it all off - there’s everything you’d expect in a 5 star hotel to give you a great night in or out on the town. We definitely recommend the Saluministi breakfast box to start your day and enjoy it on the roof top. Next time we definitely want the van with the spa as the night we stayed it would’ve been magic. The only thing Hotel No can’t control about your experience are the guests you’ll be sharing your space with - unless you’re lucky enough to have booked the whole place! Some will be lovely. If you’re new to caravaning remember that you’re sharing the space with others and keep your music to yourself, noise really travels on a roof top particularly late at night.

We stayed a night in the airstream with benefits. It rained the night we were there but it was still super special getting into the hot tub with the rain on our faces! I felt like the room itself could have used a few small touches to lift it. We had no coffee whatsoever, there was green or peppermint tea only. There was nowhere to put your soap in the shower other than the floor. And we wished there was more food for the "no bar" we got about 5 litres of drinks both combo of alcoholic and non-alcoholic but just one bag of popcorn. The mini extras were a good bonus but we had to book ahead so they didn't get used. Location was awesome, and the sheets were wonderful! Overall not that hard to get into but a nice little touch! A fun experience for sure.
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 3
Service: 4
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Luxury

If you are after something a little off centre, a little quirky and certainly memorable - this is the place for you. Location is everything and Hotel No is right in the heart of Melbourne. We loved the vibe in our airstream so much that we ordered in and enjoyed some Netflix on the iPad. The location means there are plenty of amazing delivery options around. Some luxury touches that meant a lot were the supplied toiletry and food brands (all top notch) & the amazing sheets on the bed felt like a holiday on their own! Keep in mind you will need to climb some stairs with your items to access the rooftop but once you are there, you will soon forget the climb as you sit back, relax and enjoy your funky flinders lane fling.
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 4
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Romantic, Great value, High-tech

Hubby and I spent a kid free night at Hotel No in their Airstream with Benefits. We arrived with the ease of offsite parking and quickly found our way upstairs to find the minibar stocked, the airstream comfortably toasty and the spa hot!! After enjoying a soak, we went for a round of complementary mini golf at Holey Moley before returning to enjoy the spa, free Netflix and of course the minibar. The Airstream was super comfortable and clean and we throughly enjoyed our night away. Our stay was topped off nicely with complementary coffees and a delicious breakfast from the ladies downstairs. Highly recommended experience all round… we can’t wait to go back!!
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Luxury, Great view, Romantic, Quiet, Great value

What an amazing concept and unique experience. Great location. We loved every minute of our stay here. Wish we could've stayed a few more nights. It was fun figuring out (not difficult at all) how to get into the Hotel and making our way up to the roof top. The outdoor chilling area with seating and games was a great way to relax a bit before heading out. The airstream was a delightful experience and the bed was very comfortable and relaxing. Next time we would book early enough to get the hot tub as well. I would love to plan a getaway with friends and have us all stay for a weekend in the numerous airstreams - book the whole place out and have an absolute blast. Highly recommended.
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Family
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

We booked a show in the city, we live 70km away so thought we would stay, on looking I found Hotel No…my immediate reaction was…Fun! I looked at loads of reviews, some good some not so great but stuck to my gut instinct! I could have been more right! Discovering how to even get in there was an adventure in itself! Laughing our way through it all we made it up to our Airstream! Well it wasn’t only spotlessly clean but bigger than I could have imagined. The mini bar well stocked with our additions and very good quality. Free parking for 2 of us! The shower…..ohhhh I sooo didn’t want to get out! I honestly loved this experience and sooo want to go back….this is awesome for anyone wanting an experience in the city ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Wanted to surprise my man for our anniversary, so what do you organise for a guy who loves camping?..a bit of glamping in the city! The look on his face when he walked into the caravan was priceless. It was spacious, cosy and warm, the bed was comfortable, it was clean and the shower was great. We watched a Netflix movie on the iPad provided and the free minibar came in handy. What a fun and unique experience! Using the secret codes to get into the place just added to the fun and surprise. What a beautiful night in Melbourne. What an amazing hidden gem in the cbd. Friends are still commenting on my pictures. Absolutely loved it!
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Romantic

Absolutely loved the concept of HotelNo. Was not disappointed. Supercomfy bed, and will functioning funky ensuite. Mini bar a total surprise and 'smashed'... thankyou. Not a complaint, but didn't appreciate how noisy it would be in a van at night in the CBD. as a light sleeper ear plugs were useful. Look forward to visiting again.
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 4
Service: 4
Location: 5
Rooms
Design and layout of rooms great. Functionality super as we invited a couple up to share the space with over drinks. Facilities a little"tired" in some areas and do need some attention. Loved the communal/games area.
Walkability
Fantastic location to Melbourne's bars and restaurants
Hotel highlights
Romantic

What a gem in the middle of the city! We loved staying in the Airstream with benefits (had a hot tub) and enjoyed the lovely Melbourne weather on the rooftop. The Airstream is beautifully fit out on the inside to be a spacious oasis- from the large shower to the platform bed. The Minibar was also a great amenity to have so you could just stay in the airstream and not have to worry about a thing! Parking was a breeze, communication with the Hotel No team was stellar, and the check in and out app functionality worked pretty well. We did have an issue getting in through the main door on the ground floor, but we entered through the car park instead. Will stay here again!
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

This is the quinessential Melbourne experience - hidden entrance, pretty wall graffiti, quirky theme, and hugely indulgent. It is what glamping should be about. Definitely splurge on the Airstream with Benefits as that hot tub was the highlight of the whole experience. Customer service was second to none; they were so kind and generous when I needed to change my dates and replied to all my questions really fast. The free mini bar is such a treat. The bed is surprisingly comfortable. We brought a rainbow sunset lamp for ambient lighting at night which was a great idea. Highly recommended. Can't wait to go again.
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

I'm Melbourne born and bred, however have relocated to the Gold Coast. I brought my partner down for a visit and thought it would be a cool way for him to experience my city, and the room did not disappoint. The location is great as it's central and close to public transport. The games out in the common area were a great distraction while we waited for our dinner booking and the bed was super comfy. The complimentary mini bar is pretty epic, as well as complimentary beverages from the tasty deli downstairs. Would highly recommend this for holidaymakers AND locals alike.
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Romantic

An awesome night. The adventure to find Hotel No a really cool starter. Followed by Friday night at NGV, dinner in china town, a few bars nearby, and then back to Hotel No for a great nights sleep in a very unique location, in a very unique room.
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Nearby activities
So many we wandered into a couple of nearby bars on the way back to Hotel No, great location.
Walkability
Soooo good, walked everywhere, and there are a few great bars on our doorstep.
Food & drinks
Awesome mini bar, very generous
Hotel highlights
Luxury, Great view, Romantic

If you’re smart and understand an out-of-box accommodations, you’ll do fine. Read what your getting and if it’s not for you, don’t spoil it for the ones that do. We had a great experience and it was exactly as described. And as many reviewers state, the shower is awesome. Three things I would add… (most important) Nespresso (and frother) along with a small milk (I would love my coffee without changing out of my pajamas); 2) body wash; 3) soap dish for the sink. Other than that, great location, really fun, and an experience.
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Location: 5
Walkability
Really easy to get everywhere

If you are looking for a fun and quirky place to stay this is it...Clean, comfy and close to a vast variety of restaurants within walking distance from your "secret" location. The complimentary items in the mini bar is a nice touch along with the Ipad with Netflix which was great after we come back after dinner...A well set out and funky common area is a great whether you want to chill out, or introduce yourself to fellow campers. The communication was excellent with any email or message with any questions answered promptly. Thanks for a great stay.
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Absolutely awesome experience! Was given this as a special Christmas gift and wow, such a funky unique place! The airstreams are well kitted out and very cosy...loved the large pink shower and that there is a FREE mini bar and iPad, so that we could get cuddly in bed with a movie and yummy freebies. Also enjoyed the outdoor games on the rooftop....so weird to think we were staying in the CBD haha big bonus to the cafe downstairs, barista made coffee in the morning and very welcoming. Definitely want to grab some mates and stay there again!
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

I surprised my wife for our wedding anniversary with this stay. She was somewhat sceptical as we dropped the car off and wasn't told anything about where to go next. Once we found our way through steps 1 an 2 (no spoilers) and were making our way up the staircase, she began to question me more. However, once we arrived to the rooftop her face quickly filled with excitement. Enjoying a late night spa amongst the noises of the city was a highlight and the location is surrounded by so many great food and drink options. Highly recommend :)
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Our stay exceeded our expectations! This was our first night away from our children in 10yrs and we are so glad we spent time at Notel. It felt so private and secluded considering it's location. From the moment we parked our car we new we were in for an amazing experience. The mini bar, parking and vouchers are a real bonus. That bed, oh my, it was sooooo comfortable!!! Definitely not the standard starched hotel sheets. Thank you for creating such a unique staycay experience. We will definitely be back.....hopefully sooner than 10yrs
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

We really enjoyed our Airmaster stay, the van is minimally furnished but comfortable. Very comfortable bed, and great shower. Generous complimentary mini bar along with some yummy extras. The iPad worked well and we enjoyed a movie on Netflix. We had the package which included the spa, really lovely with the stars above and looking up at buildings and hearing the city sounds. Very convenient parking too. A very unique and enjoyable experience. It’s not luxury but it’s not intended to be, it’s fun and different and an experience to remember with happiness.
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

We loved our stay at Hotel No. It was quirky and fun and the airstream was super comfy. The bed was great, light and soft bedding and the shower was the best! Peg was helpful and friendly and the whole experience was one to remember, not just another boring hotel room. Great free mini-bar too. Loved it. And not to forget the parking - doesn’t get more convenient and sure beats standard hotel car parking where getting your car back at checkout can be a nightmare. We had a fabulous night. Oh and the coffee downstairs, perfect!
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

The accomodation and rooftop space was amazing – staying in a vintage Airstream was an awesome way to spend our wedding anniversary. The location is perfect for exploring the city, and we enjoyed all the complimentary treats before going out for dinner. The mini fridge was stocked with complimentary beers & wine, which was more than enough for us! Plus the complimentary coffees from the café downstairs were delicious – a great way to start the day after an unforgettable nights stay. Highly recommended! ⭐️
Trip type
Vacation
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

I loved our stay at Hotel No! Booked a couple of airstreams to celebrate my birthday with friends after COVID cancelled any plans the last couple of years. Location was great and airstreams really exceeded all expectations! The bed was super comfy, the shower was awesome. The covered communal area outside was cool and so handy with the inclement weather in Melbourne that night. We ordered one of the cheese boards and some extra drinks and it was all delicious. Thanks Hotel No for a great celebration!
Travel group
Friends
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Such a unique and interesting concept. After seeing Hotel No featured on social media I knew we had to experience it for ourselves. That decision proved correct. From the curious entry process, to the comfy bed and speciality mini bar everything was just good fun. The Airstream caravans look so cool and nicely finished inside too. Nice feel with the communal social setting in the centre. I already love visiting Melbourne and this just added to whole experience.
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 4

We loved our stay at Hotel No and more importantly so did our two little girls who stayed with us to celebrate our 4yo's birthday! They loved the whole campervan experience but particularly the private spa and all pink bathroom!! Loved the extra touches that made it special including the little teepees for their camp beds, the awesome (free!) mini bar and the vouchers to use at other businesses in the CBD! Highly recommend to anyone looking for a truely Melbourne experience!
Travel group
Family
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Hey team - my husband and I stayed on the weekend in the + benefits airstream and had the best time. We loved the whole experience - from finding the pink door, to getting through the roller door and up to the airstreams, to the free mini and delicious coffee the bext morning. The outdoor communal area was super fun and having a few drinks in the spa on a chilly Melbourne evening was awesome. Have already told numerous friends to check it out ✌
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

I can’t stop talking to others about how much I loved our stay at Hotel No. Tara was amazing at responding to my emails and went above and beyond to help us check in (as well as the parking attendant.) Such a convenient location, with perks such as free coffees, drinks and snacks. The courtyard was packed with games and even though the airstreams were close together it felt very private. Hope to book again!
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Great view, Quiet

Had an incredible stay at Hotel NO. The pink door is situated by a cafe with great coffee and pastries. The airstream itself was amazing to stay in. So unique and lovely. The views were spectacular and the hot tub was the highlight of our trip. Amazing. And the location was so central, everything was so close by. Even the mini bar was awesome, and everything in it was free! All in all our only regret was not staying there longer!
Travel group
Friends
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Luxury, Great view

We loved our stay at Hotel No. Our 2 year old daughter stayed with us and she thought it was fantastic. A great place to stay in the CBD with a little one, particularly with the outside games and space for them to run around. Even though our weather wasn't great we were able to make good use of the undercover outdoor space. The team were very responsive and accommodating of changes I needed to the cheeseboard, mini bar and breakfast due to dietary needs. Highly recommend!
Travel group
Family
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

This was the absolute best stay at Notel for my 21st Bday this weekend!! I’ve been wanting to come for ages but given the price point, I wanted to save it for a special occasion. My partner and I stayed in the airstream w benefits so we got to use the hot tub which was great! The actual airstream was super cute, the bed was comfy as and the fit out was awesome !! I was showing some friends pictures the next day, and we’re planning a girls trip here sometime soon!
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5

Notel is perfectly located in the heart of the CBD! It was a good walking distance to Crown! The accomodation was clean & well presented - easy enough to find with the quirky clues & the minibar were stoked with delicious drinks (6ft6- a new fav!) the cheese platter was also yummy. we stayed on a Wednesday so the city noise didn’t bother us (apart from a truck reversing down the alley at 4:30am- but that’s just pot luck!) Was certainly an experience! Thank you
Trip type
Vacation
Rooms: 4
Service: 4
Location: 5

Loved the airstream! House keeping we’re super helpful and friendly when we couldn’t work out our electronic key. Shower is AMAZING!! Would have been 5 stars if it wasn’t for- • wine choice isn’t great • the place really needs outdoor heaters so you can utilise the great outdoor space in Winter • outdoor area really needs a good pressure wash to bring back those vibrant colours Overall I would recommend to fam & friends! And I’ll be back- in Spring/Summer!
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

We had a great Friday night stay at Notel. Loved the location, design, free minibar and lovely soft bamboo sheets. It also stayed relatively cool inside considering it was a 30 degree day (we were a bit worried about that!) We couldn't work out how to use the sprocket printer, or how to remove the ipad from the wall and were too proud to call and ask for help. But overall, a great and unique experience and we would stay there again.
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 4
Location: 5

What a little gem of a hotel (that's not a hotel!) It really is an experience as opposed to a place to rest your head. We loved everything about our stay from the free mini bar, to the pink aesthetics, the sheets and the pinnacle...the jacuzzi. Was particularly impressed with our interactions with Peg & Tara who were super helpful. They went above and beyond to make our stay a memorable one. Such a fun vibe all round, we wish we could have stayed longer!
Trip type
Vacation
Rooms: 4
Service: 5
Location: 5

Had an amazing stay at HOTEL NO with my partner. Such a fun and quirky stay - even though we got a little bit stumped trying to find the secret entry it was all part of the adventure! The accomodation itself was amazing, such a cool vibe and everything was well maintained and very clean. We especially loved the free mini bar full of snacks and drinks. We’ll definitely be back and have already recommended HOTEL NO to all of our friends!
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

We had the best overnight stay as a family of 6. The shared entertaining area was great for us to relax and play some games in before heading out to dinner. The location is fantastic so close to everything you could want or need. We should have packed some cutlery though as we had a snack platter but had no knife for cheese or dips. Vans are spacious and comfortable. Shower is great! Can’t wait to come back for another stay
Travel group
Family
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Stayed in the van with benefits which had a spa over looking Flinders lane which was a nice touch. The experience started by parking the car then working out how to get to the roof level. Located in a nice spot in the city close to an array of fine restaurants and bars. Would 100% recommend the airstream with benefits as it offers more privacy then the other vans on site. 10/10 had a ball!! Thanks to the staff at notel.
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

AMAZING! So cool and quirky- such a breath of fresh air from the usual hotel experience! Sitting outside in the spa at night overlooking Flinders lane, sipping drinks from the awesomely stocked mini bar to then slipping into the beautiful soft bamboo sheets was heaven! Making new friends while getting divine coffee from below the next morning just topped off a really ‘feel good’ experience. Just say ‘yes’ and go.
Travel group
Family
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Loved our night here! I stayed here with a group of 10 work friends. The team are so thoughtful and helpful in planning. They set up a table for us on the roof top and had chilled drinks in our rooms and overall fun and vibrant surroundings. Beds were super comfortable, shower was strong and relaxing. We had such a fun night using the blue tooth speaker and playing the giant jenga and corn hole. Highly recommend.
Travel group
Friends
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Stayed with a girlfriend and had a fab stay! Weather was perfect for a few cheeky glasses of (complimentary) wine & chocolate. We said hello to our neighbours. Played a few games. Enjoyed a perfect shower. Bed was beautiful. Super quirky. Perfect for us. Will return. Not recommended for anyone with mobility issues (which they have advised straight up). There are only stairs leading to accomodation and then a few steps leading up.
Travel group
Friends
Rooms: 5
Location: 5

Loved my stay! It was supposed to be a surprise for my partner for his birthday but when he got covid, my 11 year old son got to come instead. We loved the shower and mini bar. The jacuzzi was a highlight. We went in so many times. Great vibe at night. Would def recommend for a night or two. The cafe downstairs was closed on a Friday morning at 10am, so couldn’t grab a coffee but other than that, it was perfect!
Travel group
Family
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

An amazing experience in a fantastic location - the spa was definitely the highlight! Excellent shower, excellent bedding (hotels rarely get the mattress/pillow combo right) and a really relaxing spot. I would definitely recommend this experience, with only one caveat: you are in the middle of a city, be prepared to hear traffic sounds and pedestrians throughout the night.
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

EPIC stay !!! What a fab concept in the heart of our beautiful city. Chose the room with benefits (spa) and it did not disappoint. All inclusive mini bar was such a treat. The bed was Uber comfortable, we haven’t stopped talking about it. Thanks guys , will definitely be back
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Friends
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Luxury, Great view, Great value

Really cool experience in perfect location to get around the city. Tara was super responsive to my emails prior to our arrival - nothing was too much of a hassle. They were able to accomodate our 1 year old with cot - she had a ball playing on the rooftop. If your after a different experience in the city - would highly recommend.
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Family
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Stayed here with my partner and we had so much fun, from finding your way to the car park and entering through the "roller" door, everything was so well thought out! The inclusion of the mini bar was a great touch and although it was cold outside the air stream stayed incredibly warm and cozy. Loved the colour palette too, everything was just so spot on!
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

This was a special birthday present and it did not disappoint! Amazing service from Tara, who looked after us so well, fully stocked mini-bar and snacks, ridiculously comfy bed and bedding, and heaps of space inside the Airstream. We had the one with 'benefits' and loved using the spa with the lights - so many photo opportunities too - such a treat!
Trip type
Vacation
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

The place was great fun. Way better than staying in a hotel. Who hasn't done that. Staying in Airstreams is so different. I got a bit lost along the way, but the excellent staff spoke fluent idiot, so they got me on board with ease. I can't wait to go back to be honest. It's a very cool thing to do. Should have got the spa suite. Next time. Enjoy
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 4
Service: 5
Location: 4

Such an awesome place to stay and soak up Melbourne along Flinders Lane. Great experience with working out how to get in, then the surprises in and near the mini bar. Will be back for sure - only feedback would be a bit more love in the interior of the caravans, adding some cool furniture or creative decorations would really make it 5-star!
Travel group
Solo
Rooms: 4
Service: 5
Location: 5

Fantastic accomodation, loved the ‘discovery’ style entryway into the stairs added some fun to the stay. Airstreams were great and very spacious with enough room For myself and my partner especially as I am 6’5” had no issues with comfort. Will recommend to others and definitely be returning for a another stay.
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Me and my gf stayed at the Hotel No for 1 night, it was unbelievable and the surprise worked well! That night it rained and it was even better because of the sound of the rain on the roof! Highly recommended for a unique night with your partner!
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Luxury, Great view, Romantic

Very overpriced for what is basic accommodation - trading on ‘novelty’, very poor & unhelpful customer service, confusing access to location/car parking, MANY automated text messages clearly not relevant to me sent. Would not recommend, far better to stay at ANY of Melbourne’s nice hotels.
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 1
Service: 1
Location: 1

So. Much. Fun! Had a ball. Went for the AirStream with Benefits and did not regret the extra spend. Perfect location to explore the city. Super comfy bed, quality linen. A free mini bar :)) Only drawback was the traffic noise in the morning but hey - when you're in the middle of the city you've got to expect some noise. Highly recommend.
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Wonderfully unique experience. No need to go out when we had the best of Melbourne’s food delivered to our door and City views from the comfort of our own jacuzzi. Easy parking, super comfy bed, great shower and top notch coffee complimentary coffee downstairs. Highly recommend for a great experience.
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

My partner and I stayed here for our anniversary. Room and rooftop spa were great. Coffee downstairs and free parking added to the convenience. Loved everything about our stay. Only thing that could be improved is providing a couple of non-alcoholic options in the mini bar.
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Loved everything about our stay. Loved the airstream - must organise the hot tub next time. Loved the vibe of the space, the intimacy of it and the creativity What a great innovative use of space
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Great view, Romantic, Quiet, Great value, High-tech

This place was quirky and cool, and super central. It was a mystery to find, but it's all part of the charm. The only downsides were it wasn't overly pram friendly, and the common area lights didn't turn off at night. Otherwise a unique and fun stay!
Travel group
Family
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Quiet, High-tech

Did a mid week stay, unique experience. Combined our love for caravanning and city stays. Great breakfast and mini bar. The ipad was good in the absence of TV.
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 4
Service: 5
Location: 4
Walkability
Easy location to walk and explore Melbourne.
Hotel highlights
Quiet

An amazing place to stay, you guys have done an amazing job of the inside and the outside! We had the +benefits and the spa was absolutely amazing with a great view. The location is also perfect! Now trying to convince friends we should all go to Melbourne and stay there!
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

What a brilliant way to spend a weekend in the city. Forget about being stuck in a room with where you can't even open the window to let in fresh air. Instead we got a beautiful bed, great shower and a huge outdoor lounge area with games and a relaxing vibe. One of a kind experience and a great place to start to explore the laneways of Melbourne.

Very insta worthy. High on the cool factor. Stayed two nights on a work trip. Great location and free mini bar is awesome.
Trip type
Business
Travel group
Solo
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Food & drinks
Free mini bar and cafe downstairs. Lots of food options close by.
Hotel highlights
Great view

I surprised my husband for our anniversary and it was a great surprise for both of us. It was something different. Mini bar and vouchers were a great touch. Nice shower, airstream was spacious, nice outdoor area, bamboo sheets were so nice and soft. Loved our stay
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Such a cool, niche experience. We paid for the airstream w benefits which was awesome, as we had a spa plus a private balcony. The caravan was super clean and I love that that mini fridge featured local treats + was free. Will be recommending to other couples.
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 4
Location: 5

Coolest staycation one can do in Melbourne. What an idea putting airstreams on a roof top. Top The whole experience is fun. How to get in, free parking, free mini bar, the set up of the area, decoration and the shower. Yes what a great shower. Many hotels don’t have such good shower. Absolute worth doing it. We loved every second. …

An iconic place to stay. Loved the entire experience and the price was well worth it. A perfect place to have a family get together with 6 airstreams and a common area to enjoy. Thank you to the team at Hotel No. We will be back and bring our friends.
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Easy and fun checking in! Notes were fun to follow and very thorough! So modern and so comfortable to stay in! Had an amazing view for fireworks on NY and super chilled and comfy outdoor area! Love it! Will definitely be back!!
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

This place is such a unique experience in the heart of Melbourne. Forget about the fact that you are in a 50's van - you feel total comfort in this cool awesome space. The best thing of all was hearing the rain on the roof! Great mini-bar and the next trip we will bring a group of friends for a shared experience. Well done NOTEL.

Different and amazing experience. Glamping bang in the middle of the city. Everything in walking distance. Nice and clean room, awesome shower! Mini bar fridge stocked up and free to use... we cleaned it out and took home stuff :) Towels bit old... time for some new ones!
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

a very interesting concept if you are after something different. appreciated the free mini bar and the cleanliness of the room and everything around it. my partner and i had a great stay here and will be recommending it to friends and co.
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 4
Location: 5

We had a wonderful two night stay in November. Great facilities. Loved the spacious shower/ bathroom and comfy bed. Interesting setup with the airstream caravans on a rooftop. And the checkin puzzle added to the adventure!
Trip type
Vacation
Rooms: 4
Service: 5
Location: 5

So much fun, so funky, so pink! This was the perfect overnight getaway as a thank you for my partner. A boring 5 star hotel would never bring such a smile to your face.
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Luxury

Bloody loved our stay! So easy to access and clear instructions. Beautiful set up, clean room, loved the added vouchers and mini bar! Spent most of the night in the jacuzzi, would stay again, 10/10!
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Retro and cool on the outside and clean, modern, practical, comfortable and "smart" on the inside. Clever concept that was lots of fun. Free mini bar, amazing shower pressure and soft comfy sheets. Highly recommend for couples or families looking for a unique experience.

What a brilliant unique location in Melbourne CBD, it’s fun to arrive, it’s fun to stay, and we definitely didn’t want to leave! Would highly recommend! Why stay in a hotel where you could be anywhere in the world? Stay in an airstream… on a roof… in a gorgeous city ❤️

Hotel No was a very unique experience. We thoroughly enjoyed our one night there. Would be awesome to book out the entire fleet with mates. So very melbourne!
Trip type
Vacation
Travel group
Family
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

Fantastic for something different, only thing I would suggest is to have available ear plugs and eye masks for guests to use if needed.
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Great view, Romantic

A unique experience. Quirky entrance with puns and a little brain teaser to negotiate before you can access your Airstream. Generous mini-bar. Highly recommend if you like things a little off-centre.
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

An excellent and unique experience in the city, our stay was a gift from a family member. We stayed in the jacuzzi Airstream. We enjoyed the great city views, everything about the spa, the cleanliness of the venue, the water pressure in the

Budget caravan park accommodation for luxury hotel price. Do yourself a favor and spend the extra $50 an stay at Crown Towers. Started with the link tot he app that you need to open the doors not working. They know it is broken and will not

It was really fabulous. Room was quirky and great, space it is on is amazing. Bar fridge is a bonus and we used the Ototo cocktail voucher. Only getting in is a bit tricky but achievable.
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

We stayed with our kids (6 & 3) on a weeknight to test the waters. It is as good in person, if not better! We all loved our stay - undercover games for kids & adults alike, our host set up cute beds for the kids, awesome food was a stone’s

My wife and I had a great time staying a night at the Notel. We paid the extra for the one with the spa, which was well worth it. More private outdoor area and the spa was heated and ready to go when we arrived. We failed the roller door

HotelNo is simply the most fun you can have with your clothes on, especially if you love those silver bullet Airstreams *sigh*. Brilliant location within reach of everything Melbourne has to offer, complimentary mini bar (where else does

Loved our staycation in the Airstreams so much. Our whole stay was relaxed and easy to navigate. Plenty of communication in the lead up to our stay and the accommodation surpassed our expectations. So slick, super clean and comfy.

Oh my goodness… I am still smiling from our stay at Notel!! I booked it for my daughters 7th birthday as a girl’s night for us and it was incredible. So fun, different and surprising in so many ways... a real experience, not just

Had a Great weekend at Hotel No.. Love the Hot Spa and Free Mini Bar Thankyou for a great experience ❤️
Travel group
Couple
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5
Hotel highlights
Great view, Romantic

From start to finish we had a fantastic experience like nothing else. From finding the location to entering the building (lots of fun) to the actual stay itself , everything was eye candy on steroids. We'll be back , the cheese

Stayed over the weekend with my partner the place has well and truely exceeded my expectations the rooms are gorgeous and pink Highly recommend
Rooms: 5
Service: 5
Location: 5

This was one of the things on my bucket list, and it didn’t disappoint! The uniqueness might have been lost on my kids, but they made the most of a quiet oasis in the midst of the CBD!

What an exciting escape to the city! It was like a little adventure trying to find your way in. The Airstreamer was so cute and cosy. The bed was comfortable and the mini bar a

We were really looking forward to this stay after it needing to be rescheduled twice due to covid restrictions. There were definite pros and cons involved with this stay.

Absolutely loved this ‘hotel’!!! The adventure finding it is just the beginning! Location is amazing, facilities and amenities are great, mini bar goodies are