Eltham High School is a High school located at 30-60 Withers Way, Eltham VIC 3095, Australia. It has received 50 reviews with an average rating of 3.5 stars.
Monday | 8:30AM-4:30PM |
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Tuesday | 8:30AM-4:30PM |
Wednesday | Closed |
Thursday | Closed |
Friday | 8:30AM-4:30PM |
Saturday | 8:30AM-4:30PM |
Sunday | 8:30AM-4:30PM |
The address of Eltham High School: 30-60 Withers Way, Eltham VIC 3095, Australia
Eltham High School has 3.5 stars from 50 reviews
High school
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly"
"{Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess"
"Eltham High School is a over-rated school full of students who would rather have a low attendance and grades than go to class or a school "outing"
"Fly me to the moon Let me play among the stars Let me see what spring is like on A-Jupiter and Mars In other words, hold my hand In other words, baby, kiss me Fill my heart with song and let me sing forevermore You are all I long for All I worship and adore In other words, please be true In other words, I love you Fill my heart with song Let me sing forevermore You are all I long for, all I worship and adore In other words, please be true In other words In other words I love you"
"So Amber, do they pay you by the post or by the hour? It's an alright school I guess"
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything?
{Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. {Laughing} Like that's ever gonna happen. {Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes} What a load of - Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead The years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now You're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now You're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire How 'bout yours That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Eltham High School is a over-rated school full of students who would rather have a low attendance and grades than go to class or a school "outing." The teachers try their best but unfortunately for the majority of them their "best" is nothing but opinionated and lazy teachings. It is understandable that VCE students are the priority but letting the majority of Junior and Middle school students wag half of their classes and not get caught is unacceptable. The art department is outdated and dying and the maths department so desperate for friends that they attempt to befriend the students. Props to the woodwork teachers though, they're chill. Being accepting to diverse communities and students doesn't make a principal or a school good; it makes them normal. I miss Jonesy. He was the only source of joy that came from EHS. Now it's just a black hole with no sense of community and every kid fighting for the last over-priced zooper dooper.
Fly me to the moon Let me play among the stars Let me see what spring is like on A-Jupiter and Mars In other words, hold my hand In other words, baby, kiss me Fill my heart with song and let me sing forevermore You are all I long for All I worship and adore In other words, please be true In other words, I love you Fill my heart with song Let me sing forevermore You are all I long for, all I worship and adore In other words, please be true In other words In other words I love you
So Amber, do they pay you by the post or by the hour? It's an alright school I guess. There's people there who obviously really care about students and could be doing a lot better things with their lives, but are instead teaching. There's the opposite too, some teachers are pretty ehhh. But hey, I've only ever been to EHS so I don't have anything to compare it to. As for students though, they vary through the years but from my experience, they're nothing to write home about.
I went to the school as a year 7 and did not enjoy my time. The students didn't respect the teachers whatsoever and had multiple occasions where the classroom went wild because the teachers cannot control the class. However the teachers were quite nice, and I gained some really good friends in my one year of attending. Overall, I didn't learn a single thing, so I decided to move schools.
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Pretty good school aside the fact that there was a full on fight with a year 8 student and a 22 year old. Teachers are nice and friendly, you aren’t overloaded with homework and I have made a lot of new friends. best school ever. so slay. so amazeballs. so great. so fantastic. just no words needed literally so faboo . met my love of my life yeah
My favourite teachers are Mr. Agar, Simon Maurdev (Big shout out to him), Mis Considine + Tish (Both French teachers), Mis McQueen (The English teacher) and Boydo. 5 Stars for all of them, they are all super supertive and great teachers. You are very lucky if you get any of them. Apart from these amazing teachers, the school is a 3/5
A wonderful school, teachers are dedicated and caring, facilities are also great. Fantastic music program and volleyball program, nice art facillities. Many parents don’t want their kids to go to this school just because it allows free dress but in no way does this impact on the student’s learning. Highly recommend this school.
I went here from 2001 to 2008. A fantastic high school, with some of the best and most passionate teachers. Excellent facilities. A lot has changed in the last 10 years. The classrooms have gotten even better. Many of the teachers I was taught by are still there too. Mr Agar changed my life. :)
Overselled themselves so much. They claimed they had so much choice and so many different subjects but most of them were terrible and were just the teacher reading a textbook. VCE History was good though.
My teacher told me to kms because I handed in my English CAT late and a kid ate my guinea pig seasoned with sriracha...
Symphonic band is the best, shout out to all my music teachers here and ms Harrington. They have all changed my life :)
Great school, plenty on offer. Very large school that suits kids who are independent and can find their own way.
school is pretty mid ngl most teachers suck balls bathrooms full of the year 8 vape sqaud so yeh pretty mid
great school but some of the students were pretty bad but some of the teachers were pretty good
who calls the assembly in the bathrooms jesus christ. why does everyone go in there …
Great everything is just stunning and love the view of the place and it's surroundings
my favorite dr*g spot that nobody knows about. this place is a hit
its a good school, i just have one beef with it..... its school.
Miss B and Miss Considine are the best teachers here by far
I don't go here but like I saw it once while driving by
Donna is a awesome teacher, 5 stars just for her.
Some teachers support students most don't
famous actress went here, it sounds good
i wanna go here looks lit
a teacher said slurs :(
Mr Nicassio is a lad
its good ok bye